Requested by DarkCoast, the studio behind this film! (Not Sponsored) This is a first for me! Normally, I just pull a movie basically out of a hat, review that, and hope you guys like it. This time, however, an opportunity came knocking at my door! DarkCoast emailed me, asking to review this week's movie: 'Blood… Continue reading Blood Hunters Rise of the Hybrids: Passion Makes Gold
I'll be honest. The only reason I'm talking about this is that I found it on Netflix. Apparently, it's in the Top 10 most-watched movies in the United States! Which... I can't say that I'm surprised. Nor can I deny that I'm just as at fault as everyone else. Out of all the meme movies… Continue reading Space Jam: When Memes Go Too Far
Spoiler alert: no. No, it isn't. It's a fun movie, sure! But is it truly good? Not really. The Sonic movie was simultaneously one of the most generic and bizarre cinematic experiences I've ever had. On one hand, you have an incredibly generic, by-the-numbers kids movie starring a CGI animal mascot, featuring some truly terrible… Continue reading Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie: The Best Video Game Movie Ever?
Wow. I'm old! This year marks the fifteenth anniversary of Avatar: The Last Airbender. That feels oddly surreal! I can still remember when this show was brand new! When I'd watch it with my siblings as a kid and be absolutely blown away by every little thing! This show is a huge part of my… Continue reading The Last Airbender: Why Cartoons Should Stay Animated
Requested By Jeremy Hunt on Patreon I know what I'm getting you for Father's Day. Alright. I know that I probably shouldn't say this, given my profession. But after watching this... thing (I hesitate to call it a movie), I have to admit. I'm completely lost for words! I've watched a lot of bad movies in my lifetime.… Continue reading Cats (2019): A Fever Dream Come to Life
Once upon a time, there was an argument that tore nerdy friendships apart: Star Wars VS Star Trek. Personally, I never understood this debate. Star Wars was a film franchise focused on space magic and adventure! Meanwhile, Star Trek was a corny sci-fi political drama with numerous TV shows and movies based on said shows,… Continue reading The Fall of Star Trek
Out of all the fighting games out there right now, Mortal Kombat is the one that is doing the best. Mortal Kombat 11 is a smash hit that's nearing the release of its final DLC character (mother fucking SPAWN!!), although more are likely to come. An animated movie is in the works, featuring some DC-style… Continue reading The First Mortal Kombat Movie: The So Bad It’s Good One
