Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, TV, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
This is a spoiler-free review. Directed By: Rob Letterman Written By: Dan Hernandez, Benji Samit Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Justice Smith and more Rated: PG Run Time: 1 Hour, 44 Minutes Release Date: May 10th, 2019 Link to IMDb 'Mortal Kombat'? Nope. 'Doom'? Get out. 'Tomb Raider'? Tried three times, none were very good. 'Hitman'? Forget… Continue reading Detective Pikachu: Fun For the Whole Family. So long as that family is wholly comprised of little kids and Pokemon fans.
SPOILER ALERT If you still haven't seen 'Avengers: Endgame' and you are even remotely interested in doing so, then avoid this post at all costs! I will be spoiling most of, if not all, the big surprises of the film. If you want to know my spoiler-free thoughts on the film, check them out in… Continue reading Endgame: Spoiler Time (Movie Monday)
Eleven years. Over twenty movies. The childhoods of millions, including the latter portion of myself, have been building up to this. But when you've been building up to this for so long, how could you possibly live up to the expectations? It seems completely impossible! Well, you start by making the movie three hours. Then… Continue reading Endgame: Eleven Years Paid Off *SPOILER FREE* (Movie Monday)
Consider this a follow-up to last week's post. In case you missed it, I'll leave a link at the bottom. I plotted out my ideal Superman movie, it was a lot of fun. Six years. In that time, you had movies starring Superman, Batman, Wonder-Woman, hell, you even gave Aquaman a movie! But you couldn't… Continue reading Shazam: It Only Took Them Six Years (Movie Monday!)
It's no secret that the DC Cinematic Universe (DCCU? Doesn't roll off the tongue, does it?) hasn't done well for itself. It's been around since 2013 with 'Man of Steel', but they've only managed to achieve decent receptions with 'Wonder-Woman', sort of 'Aquaman', and their most recent endeavor: 'Shazam!'. But their other films, such as… Continue reading Plotting a Superman Movie (Movie Monday)
Before you ask: no. I'm not going to review Toy Story 4 after I do the first three. You couldn't get me to watch that movie if you put my dogs at gunpoint. I'm simply doing this little retrospective to remind myself that this was originally a nigh flawless trilogy, and to make myself even… Continue reading Toy Story: Changing Animation (Movie Monday)
No April Fools joke here. I'm not a fan of the holiday. Let's just move on to the actual post. Yes, I know I'm a month late on this one. But hey! Better late than never! How to Train Your Dragon is one of my favorite animated series. I absolutely love the first two movies,… Continue reading How to Train Your Dragon Part 3: In Regards to Neutering (Movie Monday)
