Tag: Movies

Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

I was gonna review Jurassic Park 3 here. But I watched this one with my family the other day, which was a far more pleasant experience. So I’m gonna do this one first. When I was a kid, there were some movies that I just watched over and over again, much to the annoyance of…

September 14, 2020
The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

This is the dumbest movie I’ve seen in my entire life. And not in a fun way like Blood Hunters. No, this shit just makes me feel like I’m having an aneurysm. Like my brain cells are individually dying with each passing minute. Last week, in my Jurassic Park review, I threw some mad shade…

September 7, 2020
Alan Grant: Movie VS Book

In my review of the Jurassic Park movie, I swore I wouldn’t compare it to the book. That’s because I’m going to do exactly that here, in this article. If you have a problem with that for some reason, then… I was gonna say I was sorry, but to be honest, I’m really not. Making…

September 3, 2020
Jurassic Park: Altering the Foundation

Last week, I experienced the original Jurassic Park novel for the first time. All in all, while I did have a few complaints (shocking, I know), I thought it was pretty good! A book well worth reading! Unfortunately, it left me with an unstoppable desire to rewatch the movie. So I did just that. The…

August 31, 2020
Airplane!: A Masterclass in Visual Comedy

Remember when movies were allowed to just get completely ridiculous? Back when directors could pitch a movie in which a flight attendant gives a blow job to an inflatable pilot without getting kicked out of the room? I remember. Airplane! is a movie that doesn’t worry too much about telling a story. It’s focused entirely…

August 24, 2020