Movie Monday, Movies

Jurassic World: Slightly Less Miserable, Much More Stupid

After the disasters that were The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3, it seemed that the lesson had finally sunk in. Jurassic Park was, at least in film form, lightning in a bottle. Yet another miracle of all the right people being in the right places at the right time. So, to everyone's relief, the… Continue reading Jurassic World: Slightly Less Miserable, Much More Stupid

Movie Monday, Movies

The Best Palate Cleanser Movies

Little known fact: after you watch a few irredeemably bad movies in a row, you'll forget that good movies exist. This is because your brain will slowly begin turning to mush, with your memory cortex suffering the bulk of the damage. Ever wonder why you get a pounding headache after watching a certain number of… Continue reading The Best Palate Cleanser Movies

Jurassic Park, Movie Monday, Movies, Review

Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare

*Fun fact! This is actually the 1000th post on this blog! If I'd know that we were hitting a milestone this huge, I'd have put together something more fun and positive. But as per usual, I wasn't thinking that far ahead! So, I hope you enjoy this review of one of the worst movies I've… Continue reading Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare