Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, Characters, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
The wait is almost over! Tomorrow, we'll finally be able to play Devil May Cry 5! At long last, we'll be able to rejoin Dante, Nero and all their friends, both old and new. But we still have a day to go, so I can't rant about how possibly great or disappointing this game is yet. So… Continue reading Day 358: Devil May Cry’s Plot in Summary
This is the final part of a multi-post long series. If you haven't read the prior posts, check out the links below and get caught up. I assure you: you won't understand a thing if you don't. Phase 1 Phase 2: Melee Phase 3: Brawl Phase 4: Ultimate (Part 1) Today, we bring our journey… Continue reading Day 357: Plotting the Nintendo Cinematic Universe FINALE (Ultimate Part 2)
This is the fourth entry in a multi-part series. If you want to catch up, then click the links below and give the first three parts a read. Writing this series has been an absolute blast, and I want to share every word of it with you. Phase 1 Phase 2: Melee Phase 3: Brawl… Continue reading Day 356: Plotting the Nintendo Cinematic Universe Part 4 (Ultimate Phase, Part 1)
Friends, it's been over two weeks since the release of Jump Force. It's been played, laughed at, and forgotten. For good reason, as well. An incredibly simple reason, in all actuality. The game sucks. Really badly. The character models all look like absolute crap, as if they were plastic action figures sold by Chinese bootleg… Continue reading Day 355: Could Jump Force Have Worked?
This is part three in a multi-part series. If you haven't read the first two parts, then check them out in the links below before reading this one. I assure you: it won't make any sense if you don't. Phase 1 Phase 2: Melee Up to this point, we've had several movies and introduced several… Continue reading Day 354: Plotting the Nintendo Cinematic Universe Phase 3 (Brawl)
With all the new Pokemon content coming this year, between the two new versions and the Detective Pikachu movie, I can't help but feel like a small child again. So naturally, I can't help but keep talking about it. And what better topic to discuss than the very core of what the game is: building… Continue reading Day 353: My Dream Pokemon Team
In case you missed it, I'll leave the link to the Phase 1 outline right here. If you want to have any idea what the hell I'm talking about, go check that out. Phase 1 Two days ago, we set up the first phase of the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, or the NCU. We had the… Continue reading Day 352: Plotting the Nintendo Cinematic Universe Phase 2 (The Melee Phase)
