Allow me to recreate what I believe went down in the production meeting of this movie. “Okay guys, Godzilla VS King Ghidorah was a pretty big success!” said the producer. “Clearly people want to see the previous monsters making a return! The next logical step is Mothra! How do we do something new with her…

Twas on the Eighth day that Jonah finally decided to talk about something truly important. Not some boring stories from his boring life, or pointless rambles cursing Konami. But something truly important, something that will contribute to the survival and evolution of the human race. DLC, or for the uninitiated, Downloadable Content, and the lootbox.…

Did you ever want time travel in your Godzilla? No? Well too bad you’re getting it anyways and it’s awesome! Don’t get me wrong though. The story in this movie is trash. It has so many god damn plot holes that it looks more like a slice of Swiss cheese than a complete delicious sandwich.…