• Day 132: Godzilla VS Spacegodzilla

    Day 132: Godzilla VS Spacegodzilla

    This is it. The big one. The one that everyone knows and loves… Sorry. I couldn’t even write that with a straight face! This movie is terrible and I fucking love it! Seriously, the plot is laughable, the special effects are mediocre by Godzilla standards, and the monster is so hilariously lazy that it immediately skyrocketed into infamy, even…

  • ARCHIVE Day 10: Nintendo Direct

    So, there was a Nintendo Direct today. And that means whole new Nintendo games. Let’s get the big one out of the way. Deep breaths… HOLY SHIT SUPER SMASH BROS FOR SWITCH CONFIRMED FOR THIS YEAR WITH THE SPLATOON INKLINGS AND BREATH OF THE WILD LINK OH MY GOD I WANTED METROID PRIME 4 BUT…

  • Day 131: Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla 2

    Continuing the train of bringing back Showa era villains to promote ticket sales, Toho’s next Godzilla film would feature the return of a fan-favorite enemy of our King of the Monsters: Mechagodzilla! I love this movie! Not just because Mechagodzilla is back (and cooler than ever I might add) but because of the other plot-relevant monster:…

  • ARCHIVE Super Mario Odyssey

    God damn, this is a good Mario game! From the level design to the… Oh hey another moon! One second… Okay! Sorry about that, I just- HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MOON! Alright, there we go. Now, where was… oh hey, look at that, another moon! What was I doing again? Oh awesome, another moon! Oh yeah,…

  • ARCHIVE Day 9: The Land-Mine Analogy

    Today, I’d like to talk about bad art. One of the major things my friends chastise me for is my ingestion of bad art. I’ll go out of my way to watch things like the Emoji Movie, the Star Wars Prequels, the Legend of Korra, Sword Art Online and other bits of media that I…