• ARCHIVE Day 7: One Week

    One week down. Hopefully there will be many more to come. I don’t expect this blog to reach very far. I can’t foresee this being read by thousands of people every day, and for the comments to be loaded with other people discussing what I wrote. This is just something I do to kill the […]

  • ARCHIVE Day 6: Hunt Down the Freeman

    Day 6. What a day to talk about Hunt Down the Freeman. For those not in the know, Hunt Down the Freeman is a fan-made game based around Valve’s Half Life series. You play as ‘GENERIC SOLDIER GUY #1’, who got taken down by Gordon Freeman a few years before. Now you and ‘OTHER GENERIC […]

  • ARCHIVE Day 5: Pedestrian Stories

    You know what? Let’s make Day 5 a story time day. I know some of these aren’t very interesting out of context, but I simply wanted to immortalize them somewhere. With that in mind, let’s begin. People are… interesting to say the least. Fun fact about me to prefice these stories, I decided not to […]

  • ARCHIVE Day 4: #FucKonami

    Okay. Let’s have a serious talk. This is super for real. Fuck Konami. Seriously, what the hell are they even doing? I’ve never seen a company more eager to piss in their own eyes after shooting themselves in the foot and hanging themselves from a tree. I’ve seen self-destruct buttons do less damage to their […]

  • ARCHIVE Day 3: Apology

    ARCHIVE Day 3: Apology

      I feel like an apology is needed for yesterday. I let my personal feelings affect the blog in a non-satirical way. It was unprofessional, uninteresting, and just came across as a whiny teenager venting about his problems. And no, I’m not talking about my Metal Gear Survive shit post. That’s the kind of content […]