• Why the hell are you here, Teacher?!: What am I doing with my life?

    Why the hell are you here, Teacher?!: What am I doing with my life?

    *Sigh*… Alright. I guess I’ll talk about this one. Why the hell not? I guess I’ll just hope that neither of my parents decides to read this one. Anime is weird. That’s no secret. You’ve got shows about muscular aliens beating the shit out of each other. You’ve got little girls with magic powers singing…

  • Ocarina of Time: The Untouchable Classic

    Ocarina of Time: The Untouchable Classic

    Uh oh! Get your hands on the close-window button! This one is gonna make some people mad! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve talked about Zelda. The last time I did, I was marathon reviewing them to prepare for the Link’s Awakening remake, much like I did with the Metroid series to prepare for…

  • Guts: The Black Swordsman (The Mind of a Character)

    Guts: The Black Swordsman (The Mind of a Character)

    It’s time for the big one, boys and girls! At first glance, Guts seems like a pretty poor, one-dimensional character. He’s a very angry and violent man with a vile personality. If you don’t read beyond the first few chapters, you may think that he’s just an edgelord for the sake of being an edgelord.…

  • The Blood of Elves: Part One of an Epic Tale

    The Blood of Elves: Part One of an Epic Tale

    Yes, I know this isn’t the first Witcher book. But it is a good enough entry point, so I’ll be doing it first. Don’t worry; I’ll get to The Last Wish later. The Witcher has become one of my favorite fantasy franchises in recent years. I loved The Witcher 3 and, while I did have…

  • Demons Part 13: Shadow Demon (Best of the Bestiary)

    Demons Part 13: Shadow Demon (Best of the Bestiary)

    Only three left… We’re nearing the end, folks! Then we get to talk about Devils for a few months! Then we get to talk about dinosaurs for a month! And that’s all before we go into the dragon’s den for another six months! Oh god, I’m going to be on the D section for the…