• Ocarina of Time: The Untouchable Classic

    Ocarina of Time: The Untouchable Classic

    Uh oh! Get your hands on the close-window button! This one is gonna make some people mad! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve talked about Zelda. The last time I did, I was marathon reviewing them to prepare for the Link’s Awakening remake, much like I did with the Metroid series to prepare for…

  • Guts: The Black Swordsman (The Mind of a Character)

    Guts: The Black Swordsman (The Mind of a Character)

    It’s time for the big one, boys and girls! At first glance, Guts seems like a pretty poor, one-dimensional character. He’s a very angry and violent man with a vile personality. If you don’t read beyond the first few chapters, you may think that he’s just an edgelord for the sake of being an edgelord.…

  • The Blood of Elves: Part One of an Epic Tale

    The Blood of Elves: Part One of an Epic Tale

    Yes, I know this isn’t the first Witcher book. But it is a good enough entry point, so I’ll be doing it first. Don’t worry; I’ll get to The Last Wish later. The Witcher has become one of my favorite fantasy franchises in recent years. I loved The Witcher 3 and, while I did have…

  • Demons Part 13: Shadow Demon (Best of the Bestiary)

    Demons Part 13: Shadow Demon (Best of the Bestiary)

    Only three left… We’re nearing the end, folks! Then we get to talk about Devils for a few months! Then we get to talk about dinosaurs for a month! And that’s all before we go into the dragon’s den for another six months! Oh god, I’m going to be on the D section for the…

  • On Making a Dungeons and Dragons Movie

    On Making a Dungeons and Dragons Movie

    Yesterday, I and my friends gathered at my apartment for another D&D session. The party was fresh-off of killing their first dragon and were riding high as they adventured into an underwater temple. To shake their newfound egos, I (the DM) decided to put them up against a brutal double-battle. After defeating the guardians of…