• Resident Evil: Genisis of Survival Horror

    Resident Evil: Genisis of Survival Horror

    I often make claims about making people mad with my opinions. In the past, at least in real life, they often did. Luckily for me, you guys have been super cool and supportive! All joking aside, I really appreciate that about you guys! You’ve respected even my most controversial opinions! Why do I say this?…

  • Oscar: RWBY’s Ultimate Problem Character (The Mind of a Character)

    Oscar: RWBY’s Ultimate Problem Character (The Mind of a Character)

    Yes, I am bullying RWBY again. If you expect me to ever stop, you will be disappointed. There are a lot of characters in RWBY. In fact, that may be the show’s main issue! Rather than sitting down to properly develop the cast that’s already there, the writers just keep throwing people at you and giving them…

  • Caffeine: The Addiction You Didn’t Know You Had

    Caffeine: The Addiction You Didn’t Know You Had

    Let me ask you something. How often do you think about what you’re drinking? Are you the kind of person who plans out every detail of their diet for the healthiest possible lifestyle? Or are you the type to drink whatever it is that’s there to drink? Are you a believer that water is the…

  • Demons Finale: Yochlol (Best of the Bestiary)

    Demons Finale: Yochlol (Best of the Bestiary)

    I’m finally done. At long last. We’re finally making our way out of the Abyss! I finally get to see the light again! Out of all the demonic flavor text I’ve critiqued thus far, the Yochlol’s is likely the most specific. They bear the title of Handmaiden of Lolth, serving as the spider queen’s spies,…

  • The First Mortal Kombat Movie: The So Bad It’s Good One

    The First Mortal Kombat Movie: The So Bad It’s Good One

    Out of all the fighting games out there right now, Mortal Kombat is the one that is doing the best. Mortal Kombat 11 is a smash hit that’s nearing the release of its final DLC character (mother fucking SPAWN!!), although more are likely to come. An animated movie is in the works, featuring some DC-style…