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Bronze Dragons: Sea-Dwelling Protectors of Justice

Alright, so brass dragons weren’t so great. Maybe bronze dragons will be better? Let’s find out! Bronze dragons are coastal dwellers. They feed off of aquatic plants and fish while observing other races in the form of friendly animals. Sometimes, a bronze dragon will observe a ship in the form of a dolphin. If their…
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Airplane!: A Masterclass in Visual Comedy

Remember when movies were allowed to just get completely ridiculous? Back when directors could pitch a movie in which a flight attendant gives a blow job to an inflatable pilot without getting kicked out of the room? I remember. Airplane! is a movie that doesn’t worry too much about telling a story. It’s focused entirely…
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Hunter X Hunter Arc 1: The Hunter’s Exam

Remember when Hisoka killing people was the darkest thing in Hunter X Hunter? That seems so quaint now, after watching the Chimera Ant arc. And Yorknew. And select scenes in the Election arc. And… no, Greed Island was pretty tame. As an introductory arc to Hunter X Hunter, the Hunter Exam is pretty good! It…
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Resident Evil 3 Remake: A Step Down

Holy shit, I am late to this one! Last year, the Resident Evil 2 remake took me completely by surprise, becoming one of my favorite games of that year. And this is coming from the guy that utterly despises horror games. So, after that pleasant surprise, I was chomping at the bit to get my…
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James Raynor: The Beating Heart of Starcraft

Man, remember when Blizzard made good games? That were well written? I’d forgotten that until I rediscovered my old copy of Starcraft 2, buried in my closet and thought “Eh, what the hell?” While I do enjoy the story of Starcraft, I can’t say the characters within it are all that complex or interesting. Mengsk…