• Should Every Game Be on Every System?

    Should Every Game Be on Every System?

    Let’s open a discussion, shall we? Console exclusive games are what gives a platform its value. People bought the original Xbox to play Halo. They bought the PS3 for The Last of Us. If you want to play Mario, Zelda, or any other Nintendo franchise, you gotta have the latest Nintendo hardware. So on and…

  • James Ironwood: The Biggest Missed Opportunity

    James Ironwood: The Biggest Missed Opportunity

    I know I’ve done my fair share of bullying RWBY in the past. But to be fair: season seven wasn’t that bad. Sure, it wasn’t all that good. But it didn’t make me want to kill myself the same way that season six did. Granted, I was drunk when I watched it, but that’s beside…

  • The Time of Contempt: The Blood of Elves Part 2

    The Time of Contempt: The Blood of Elves Part 2

    I’m starting to think that this is another Lord of the Rings situation, where all the books were originally supposed to be one, bigger book. I’ll need to look into that later. After I finish reviewing this one. Picking up some time after ‘The Blood of Elves’, this book continues the tale of Geralt, Yennefer,…

  • Gold Dragons: Fire… But Gold This Time

    Gold Dragons: Fire… But Gold This Time

    Can one simultaneously be noble and greedy at the same time? I mean, it is still a dragon. You’d think, if it were so noble, it wouldn’t horde treasure. Or, in this case, literally eat the shit. Gold dragons are templars of justice and devourers of treasure. They’ll often keep to themselves, avoiding contact with…

  • The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

    The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

    This is the dumbest movie I’ve seen in my entire life. And not in a fun way like Blood Hunters. No, this shit just makes me feel like I’m having an aneurysm. Like my brain cells are individually dying with each passing minute. Last week, in my Jurassic Park review, I threw some mad shade…