• Fallen Kingdom: The Lost World Electric Boogaloo

    Fallen Kingdom: The Lost World Electric Boogaloo

    I never want to watch another dinosaur movie ever again. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is one of the most baffling Hollywood blunders I’ve ever seen. It’s not just shallow and soulless. It’s not just nonsensical. It saw the mistakes made by The Lost World and said “Yeah, not gonna do that.” and then proceeded to…

  • The Chimera Ant Arc (Part 1): Climbing Towards the Peak

    The Chimera Ant Arc (Part 1): Climbing Towards the Peak

    For clarity’s sake: this covers everything up until the King is born. Everything after he shows up will have to wait until next week. Because good GOD is that part of the arc dense. Hell, this part of the arc is dense! If you expected me to cover this entire arc in one article, y’all…

  • The Best PS4 Games

    The Best PS4 Games

    Well boys, it’s happening. A new console generation is upon us. The Xbox whatever-the-god-damn-it’s-called-now and the PS5 are just a short month away. With it, a whole new slew of incredible games that’ll hopefully tide us over for the next six or seven years until we do the whole song and dance again. But none…

  • John Hammond: Book VS Movie

    John Hammond: Book VS Movie

    Out of all the changes between the Jurassic Park book and the film, this character might be the biggest one of the lot. Seriously, the two are almost unrecognizable as the same dude. John Hammond is essentially the living, breathing inciting incident of the Jurassic Park story. He’s the dude that made the park in…

  • The Last Unicorn: Minimalism Done Slightly Better

    Ah, The Last Unicorn. I’ve genuinely forgotten if I’ve reviewed this book yet or not. If I haven’t, then I’m gonna need to fix that sometime soon. But for now, let’s just take a good look at the cover. At first glance, this is another ‘A Game of Thrones’ situation, where the cover was put…