• Halo 3 ODST: Why Open Worlds Don’t Always Work

    Halo 3 ODST: Why Open Worlds Don’t Always Work

    This is the last Bungie-made Halo game for me to review. I’ve done Reach, Combat Evolved, 2, and 3. With this, I’ll have reviewed every single Halo game made by the original developers. Which is my long-winded way of saying that this is the last Halo review that’s going to be positive. And considering that…

  • Vergil: A Deceptively Simple Rival

    Vergil: A Deceptively Simple Rival

    Why yes, I am very excited for Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition, what could have hinted you off to that? Out of all the Capcom game franchises, Devil May Cry doesn’t have many recognizable characters. Everyone knows Ryu, Chun-Lee, Bison, and Akuma from Street Fighter. People know Megaman, Dr. Wiley, and Zero. Hell, I’d…

  • The Final Empire: By the Cover

    Alright fellas, let’s put our thinking caps on! This one is gonna be a bit of a challenge! So, I’ve been reading the second Mistborn book, The Well of Ascension. I’ll go into more detail of my feelings on it during my review, which should be going up a week or two after this analysis…

  • Duergar: Dwarves, But Angry

    I was gonna try and come up with something clever to open this up with. But all that came to mind were racist jokes, and I really hope I don’t have to explain why I chose against that. Let’s just get right into it. Lore: Slaves of the Dark Duergar dwell in the Underdark, using…

  • Fallen Kingdom: The Lost World Electric Boogaloo

    Fallen Kingdom: The Lost World Electric Boogaloo

    I never want to watch another dinosaur movie ever again. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is one of the most baffling Hollywood blunders I’ve ever seen. It’s not just shallow and soulless. It’s not just nonsensical. It saw the mistakes made by The Lost World and said “Yeah, not gonna do that.” and then proceeded to…