• Why We Love the Souls Games

    Why We Love the Souls Games

    Elden Ring is officially out. How is it? I dunno, I wrote this article a week ago. But even if it doesn’t live up to the hype, it’ll be all I need it to be: a new Souls game. As you may have guessed from my numerous articles about them over the years, I love…

  • Tengen Uzui: The Ultra-Flashy Sound Hashira

    Tengen Uzui: The Ultra-Flashy Sound Hashira

    One of the problems with the first season of Demon Slayer was the introduction of the Hashira. At that point, the show didn’t have much time left in its run, so we got nothing more than a brief first meeting with these characters. By which I mean we learned what they looked like and they…

  • Winter’s Heart (By the Cover): Forward March… Again

    I’m starting to sense a theme with these covers. This cover is basically the exact same as the Path of Daggers cover, only with different characters and a different backdrop. It’s an army marching forward. To be more specific, it’s Perrin and his forces marching through the snowy woods and mountains to find the Shaido…

  • Lich: Adventure Time Joke

    Does that title joke show my age? You can tell that this is a boss monster when the stats come before the lore. And when the stats take up an entire god damn page. And when the lore takes up another full damn page. Hoo boy. This is gonna be a big one. Lore: Corruption…

  • Why You Should Watch The Spectacular Spider-Man

    Why You Should Watch The Spectacular Spider-Man

    I was going to finally get around to Amazing Spider-Man 2 today, but that movie has proven too great a challenge to watch, so I’ll get around to that later. Instead, let’s talk about the best Spider-Man cartoon! Spectacular Spider-Man is one of those cartoons that was canceled just as it started to hit its…