Category: Video Games
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Day 235: 3DS Metroid Reviews (Federation Force and Samus Returns)
For the final Metroid review, I decided to roll both 3DS games together into one post. Don’t worry, it won’t take too long to get through them. That being said, let’s get started with our first game… Metroid Prime: Federation Force I’D RATHER FUCKING DIE!! Metroid: Samus Returns After the catastrophe that was Other M,…
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Day 234: Metroid Other M Review
Oh boy, this game. This was it. The franchise breaker. The game that marked the drop off of Metroid content for the next seven years. It wouldn’t be until Metroid: Samus Returns on the 3DS that the franchise would finally be revitalized, and that game is just a remake to satiate our hunger before Prime…
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Day 233: Smash Ultimate DLC Speculation
I’m still riding on the Smash Bros hype train, so I figured I’d just take a day and discuss the five characters I’d like to see in the future updates. And I couldn’t think of anything else to talk about today. Yesterday, the Smash Direct gave the announcement that there would be five characters released…
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Day 232: 11/1/18 Final Smash Ultimate Direct
I suppose I shouldn’t be disappointed. I mean, I love Ken and Inceneroar as much as the next guy (the ladder beinh my favorite Alolan Pokemon) but… Piranha Plant? Really? He looks fun, don’t get me wrong, but… really? This is the Smash Bros equivalent of Phoenix Wright in Marvel VS Capcom. Granted, Phoenix Wright…
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Day 231: Castlevania Requiem Review (Halloween Special, I Guess)
It’s Halloween. Kids will get candy, teens will be assholes, and adults will… do whatever we adults are supposed to do on Halloween. Hand out the candy? Scold the assholes? I have no idea. But I know what I’m doing. Playing a Castlevania game, as that’s the closest I can get to horror without either…
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