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  • ARCHIVE Day 21: You’re Great

    Just at the last second! I prefer to write these every day and post them that day, so as to make them feel more genuine as daily updates go. So, let’s keep today’s short. You guys are great. Yes, you. You, who’ve taken a little time out of your lives to read my bullshit, are…

  • ARCHIVE Day 20: They’re Just Movies, Okay Guys?

    Okay. Let’s be real about something. What I’m about to say will probably piss some people off, but it’s the truth. So let’s all just take a deep breath and accept the truth for what it is. Star Wars is overrated. Don’t get me wrong. I still love the series (barring the Prequels and Last…

  • ARCHIVE Day 19: The Green Leprechaun Drinking Day

    The results of last nights experiment are in, and… They were pretty underwhelming. So instead of talking about those, let’s talk about Saint Patrick’s Day! Y’know, that one holiday with the leprachaun that elementary schools banned because of the pinching but adults love because they have an excuse to drink their sorrows away? AKA Irish…

  • ARCHIVE Late Night Shitposting

    In the US of A, it is currently 12 coming on 1 as I write this. I’m exhausted, heavy and just a little loopy. Seems like the perfect time to experiment. One thing I noticed whilst doing this blog is that each post seems to get more views the later it’s posted. So, out of…

  • ARCHIVE Day 18: Fucking Marvel…

    So, the new trailer for Infinity War dropped ealier and it looks great. Looks great. I have a problem with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That problem being a total lack of tension across every movie. What do I mean by that? Simple. No one ever fucking dies! ‘Wah, but Jernah! Colson died in the first…