Category: Review
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Does the First X-Men Movie Still Hold Up?
Twenty-three years. Good lord, I’m old. It might be hard for some younger people to remember, but super hero movies weren’t always the oversaturated nightmare genre we know it as today. There was a time where super powers and spandex were box office poison. Big cinematic universes weren’t a thing. You’d be lucky if you…
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Metal Gear: Before The Series Was Solid
I want to go straight into Metal Gear Solid. But it wouldn’t be a proper Metal Gear marathon if I didn’t play the first game. And no, MGS is not the first one. It’s the third. Question is: is the first game in the series worth remembering? Or should you just do what most people…
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Poirot Adventures: The Adventure of Johnnie Waverly
Papa Poirot really earning that title this time around, eh? Eh? … I’ll see myself out. When the son of a rich aristocrat is kidnapped, Hercule Poirot is brought in to find him. But with four suspects to sift through, and a rather baffling tale to unravel, his gray cells are going to be put…
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The Super Mario Bros Movie is Surprisingly Good
Here we are. After a marathon of a dozen bad animated kids movies – and a revisit to one of the worst live-action film adaptations of all time – we’re finally covering the Super Mario Bros movie. Was it worth all that preparation? Or is it just another mind-numbing Illumination flick? Bruh, are you kidding?…
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Buddy Daddies: Murder at 12, Daughter’s Recital at 3
Man, how must it have felt to have worked on this show? You spend months writing and animating something, then bam! Spy X Family comes out, takes the anime community by storm, and now everyone is comparing you to that. That’s rough, buddy. It’s not hard to see why. The basic premises are so similar…
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