I never want to watch another dinosaur movie ever again. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is one of the most baffling Hollywood blunders I've ever seen. It's not just shallow and soulless. It's not just nonsensical. It saw the mistakes made by The Lost World and said "Yeah, not gonna do that." and then proceeded to… Continue reading Fallen Kingdom: The Lost World Electric Boogaloo
For clarity's sake: this covers everything up until the King is born. Everything after he shows up will have to wait until next week. Because good GOD is that part of the arc dense. Hell, this part of the arc is dense! If you expected me to cover this entire arc in one article, y'all… Continue reading The Chimera Ant Arc (Part 1): Climbing Towards the Peak
Alright, let me get this out of the way: I don't like this arc. There are a few high points that make it worth watching, I'll admit that. But it's one of the few Hunter X Hunter arcs that I wouldn't want to rewatch at any point. The story picks up immediately after Yorknew, with… Continue reading Greed Island: Hunter X Hunter’s Low Point
Ah, Kingdom Hearts. The series is well known for many things. Cheesy dialogue, nonsensical storytelling that makes the Fourth Great Ninja War arc look clear and concise, and the seemingly unimaginable blend of classic Disney icons and anime-ass Final Fantasy characters. Some people love the series with all their hearts (heh heh, puns). Others think… Continue reading Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense
*Fun fact! This is actually the 1000th post on this blog! If I'd know that we were hitting a milestone this huge, I'd have put together something more fun and positive. But as per usual, I wasn't thinking that far ahead! So, I hope you enjoy this review of one of the worst movies I've… Continue reading Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare
