Category: Movies

Blood Hunters Rise of the Hybrids: Passion Makes Gold

Requested by DarkCoast, the studio behind this film! (Not Sponsored) This is a first for me! Normally, I just pull a movie basically out of a hat, review that, and hope you guys like it. This time, however, an opportunity came knocking at my door! DarkCoast emailed me, asking to review this week’s movie: ‘Blood…

April 6, 2020
Space Jam: When Memes Go Too Far

I’ll be honest. The only reason I’m talking about this is that I found it on Netflix. Apparently, it’s in the Top 10 most-watched movies in the United States! Which… I can’t say that I’m surprised. Nor can I deny that I’m just as at fault as everyone else. Out of all the meme movies…

March 30, 2020
Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie: The Best Video Game Movie Ever?

Spoiler alert: no. No, it isn’t. It’s a fun movie, sure! But is it truly good? Not really. The Sonic movie was simultaneously one of the most generic and bizarre cinematic experiences I’ve ever had. On one hand, you have an incredibly generic, by-the-numbers kids movie starring a CGI animal mascot, featuring some truly terrible…

March 23, 2020
The Last Airbender: Why Cartoons Should Stay Animated

Wow. I’m old! This year marks the fifteenth anniversary of Avatar: The Last Airbender. That feels oddly surreal! I can still remember when this show was brand new! When I’d watch it with my siblings as a kid and be absolutely blown away by every little thing! This show is a huge part of my…

March 16, 2020
Cats (2019): A Fever Dream Come to Life

Requested By Jeremy Hunt on Patreon I know what I’m getting you for Father’s Day. Alright. I know that I probably shouldn’t say this, given my profession. But after watching this… thing (I hesitate to call it a movie), I have to admit. I’m completely lost for words! I’ve watched a lot of bad movies in my lifetime.…

March 9, 2020