Category: Movies
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Does the First X-Men Movie Still Hold Up?
Twenty-three years. Good lord, I’m old. It might be hard for some younger people to remember, but super hero movies weren’t always the oversaturated nightmare genre we know it as today. There was a time where super powers and spandex were box office poison. Big cinematic universes weren’t a thing. You’d be lucky if you…
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The Super Mario Bros Movie is Surprisingly Good
Here we are. After a marathon of a dozen bad animated kids movies – and a revisit to one of the worst live-action film adaptations of all time – we’re finally covering the Super Mario Bros movie. Was it worth all that preparation? Or is it just another mind-numbing Illumination flick? Bruh, are you kidding?…
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The Original Mario Movie is the Most Bizarre Thing I’ve Ever Seen
How ’bout that new Mario movie, eh? I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ve heard it’s pretty good. Which I find pretty surprising, after watching every other Illumination movie. Though I guess it shouldn’t be; if they’d messed it up, Nintendo would have burned their offices down, or maybe something worse. But let’s not forget…
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The Original Dungeons & Dragons Movie is Hilarious
The new D&D movie came out a few weeks back. I haven’t seen it yet, but from what I’ve heard, it’s pretty good. It even has an Easter egg referencing the old D&D cartoon, which is hysterical to me. So I’m sure it’s a fun time. Me? I can wait to watch an actual good…
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John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum is Fantastic
How is it these movies just keep getting better? Legit, I thought the first one couldn’t be topped. Then the second one did just that. Now the third one did the same thing again! This series just refuses to dip in quality! Picking up right where Chapter 2 left off, Parabellum sees our titular protagonist…
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