Category: Movies
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Really is That Good*
I bet you’re wondering what the asterisk is for. Don’t worry. We’ll get there. Into the Spider-Verse is a masterpiece. It genuinely revolutionized American animation as we know it. No matter how many times I watch it, I always have a good time with it. If ever there was a perfect movie, it’s that one.…
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The Wolverine Was Almost Good
Well, at least it ain’t Origins again. The Wolverine is a weird one. I’d be willing to bet you don’t even remember that this movie existed. Understandable; it’s sandwiched right between First Class and Days of Future Past, both of which are really solid and enjoyable movies. Whereas this one is… …wait. This one is…
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X-Men: First Class is Really Good
Man, these movies are weird. One minute, you’ll be watching an okay movie. Then you’ll be watching a really good one! After that, you’ll watch one of the most terrible super hero movies you could find. It’s a rollercoaster! Anyways, First Class is awesome. In the 1960s, Mutant extremist Klaus Schmidt is preparing to heat…
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Is X-Men Origins: Wolverine Really That Bad?
Yes, yes, oh my GOD yes! This movie is terrible! It’s not even the funny kind of bad, it just hurts to watch! The Fox X-Men movies have always had an odd fixation on Wolverine. Remember when Rogue was the main character? Because they certainly don’t. It’s Logan or it’s no one. As a result,…
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Is X-Men 3: The Last Stand Really That Bad?
No. It’s actually worse. When it comes to bad comic book movies, The Last Stand is really something else. It’s a total mess of plot threads, none of which come together in the slightest. It has some truly horrendous character writing, nonsensical dialogue, and the most unsatisfying conclusion it could have possibly had. It’s a…
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