Category: Movie Monday
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The Uncharted Movie is Already a Disaster and It Isn’t Even Out Yet
Recently, video game movies have been doing pretty well! Both Detective Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog have enjoyed financial success and earned some half-decent reviews from lots of critics, myself included. Movies like Dragon Quest: Your Story and Ni No Kuni, both on Netflix, have also done fairly well for themselves, although they haven’t been…
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Blood Hunters Rise of the Hybrids: Passion Makes Gold
Requested by DarkCoast, the studio behind this film! (Not Sponsored) This is a first for me! Normally, I just pull a movie basically out of a hat, review that, and hope you guys like it. This time, however, an opportunity came knocking at my door! DarkCoast emailed me, asking to review this week’s movie: ‘Blood…
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Space Jam: When Memes Go Too Far
I’ll be honest. The only reason I’m talking about this is that I found it on Netflix. Apparently, it’s in the Top 10 most-watched movies in the United States! Which… I can’t say that I’m surprised. Nor can I deny that I’m just as at fault as everyone else. Out of all the meme movies…
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The Last Airbender: Why Cartoons Should Stay Animated
Wow. I’m old! This year marks the fifteenth anniversary of Avatar: The Last Airbender. That feels oddly surreal! I can still remember when this show was brand new! When I’d watch it with my siblings as a kid and be absolutely blown away by every little thing! This show is a huge part of my…
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Cats (2019): A Fever Dream Come to Life
Requested By Jeremy Hunt on Patreon I know what I’m getting you for Father’s Day. Alright. I know that I probably shouldn’t say this, given my profession. But after watching this… thing (I hesitate to call it a movie), I have to admit. I’m completely lost for words! I’ve watched a lot of bad movies in my lifetime.…
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