Category: Movie Monday

  • Spider-Man (2002): Meme or Masterpiece?

    Spider-Man (2002): Meme or Masterpiece?

    These last few years have proven good for Spider-Man fans. And that good fortune doesn’t seem to be going away anytime soon! Unless No Way Home is actually trash and Across the Spider-Verse somehow flops. But I don’t want to fear for the future. Instead, we’ll have a look at the past. The Sam Raimi…

  • Could a Metal Gear Movie Work?

    Could a Metal Gear Movie Work?

    Okay, let me explain why this article exists. Because, you know, there is no Metal Gear movie and there likely won’t ever be one. A friend of mine at work has recently gotten into the Metal Gear series through MGS5. His excitement for the series was infectious, so I pulled the Legacy Collection off of…

  • My Spider-Man Movie Tier List

    Spider-Man: No Way Home is finally out. Unfortunately, I haven’t had a chance to see it yet. Partly because I don’t want to sit in a movie theater during COVID. Mostly because of my private life falling to pieces. So, to kill time until I can see No Way Home, we’re going to have a…

  • Dune (1984): The Rough First Attempt

    Dune (1984): The Rough First Attempt

    Oh, you thought I was just going to wait for part two of the new version? Hell no! We’re going back to the original 80s movie, baby! David Lynch’s Dune is simultaneously one of the most boring and hilarious movies I have ever seen. It’s crammed to the brim with boring exposition that explains and…

  • Dune (2021): The Greatest Book Adaptation in a Decade

    Dune (2021): The Greatest Book Adaptation in a Decade

    Part 2 confirmed, baby! Let’s gooooooooo! I’ll admit that I wasn’t the biggest fan of the original Dune book. There was plenty of stuff that I liked, but nowhere near enough to make me want to read the later books in the series. Still, when I heard this movie was happening, I got decently excited.…