Category: Godzilla-Thon

Because Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla has been done too many times, I guess. It’s still a better title than the last and next films in the franchise. Honestly, much like the Giant Monsters All-Out Attack, this movie doesn’t give me much to talk about. It’s another Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla. If you’ve seen any of the prior…

No you are not hallucinating, that is the actual title of the movie. It’s a bit of a mouthful, yes, but do you know what the real problem with it is? It leaves out poor Baragon. Aside from that title, this movie doesn’t really have anything unique going for it. Sure, it’s good to see…

Holy shit, I forgot this movie existed! I thought the next one was Giant Monsters All Out Attack until I found my DVD copy of this sitting between 2000 and that! Good lord, how’d I forget? Oh yeah, cause this movie is pretty forgettable. As you may have caught on by now, I primarily focus…

After the utter butchery of the franchise in 1998, Toho returned to the Godzilla franchise with yet another reboot: Godzilla 2000. Safe to say, this was a huge breath of fresh air that my body desperately needed. With this movie, people often theorize that this Godzilla is actually the Godzilla Junior who was revived in…

Here it is. The big one. The one that everyone knows and hates with the burning heat of a star. It’s Godzilla 1998 folks. It makes me gag just to see it. Are you happy? Does it bring you joy knowing I watched this film for your pleasure? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! This movie fucking blows!…