Category: D&D

They’re literally the fantasy equivalent of bullies. Difference being that they’re fucking dragons, so they can get away with it. Sort of like real bullies, only a thousand times more awesome. In terms of pure ‘surprise, bitch!’ factor (which is an important one for a dragon, trust me), the black dragon might be the best…

Finally! Time to talk about the coolest bastards in the history of fantasy! Dragons are the most important monsters in the game. Don’t believe me? Do I need to remind you that the game is called Dungeons and Dragons?! Any campaign without them is completely empty! That’d be like having a glass of water with…

Why does the dragon section start on the next page? This guy literally has dragon in his name! Why doesn’t he count?! This guy falls into the same category as the Dracolich: the “I’m a dragon, except not really” kind of monster. Thankfully, like the Dracolich before it, I don’t need to talk about the design.…

We’re finally getting into Dragons! This and the next monster aren’t technically categorized as dragons, for some fucking reason, but that’s beside the point! After over a year of doing this, we’re finally talking about the monsters in the title of the game! In my and most people’s experience, death tends to come after life. But the…

Ah, the Doppelganger. A fantasy classic. Of course it would appear in Dungeons and Dragons! Unfortunately, that’s what scares me. When it comes to typical fantasy monsters in D&D, they end up being kind of boring. The Cyclops, the Centaur, Dinosaurs (those ones were real, but you get my point), all of these classic creatures…