Category: Daily Rant
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Day 245: NieR Automata Review
Yes, I know I’m a year late, shut up. I only just finished it about a week ago. I would have gotten this review out the day after I was done, but I had already started my ‘Fixing RWBY’ project and my Hitman 2 review. But the point is, I’ve finished it. Five times now,…
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ARCHIVE Day 122: Godzilla VS Megalon (AKA the best one)
Original Release: July 7th, 2018 Holy shit, this movie is a riot. Let’s go over the three best things in this movie. One: Megalon. This guy has a pretty fucking rad design. Considering he’s a monster that lives underground, having the drill arms and bug-like body actually do make sense. Plus, he’s just kind of…
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Day 244: The Detective Pikachu Movie Trailer
Video game movies have a terrible reputation for themselves. It’s so terrible in fact that saying that aloud is akin to saying “The sky is blue!”. So naturally, when Warner Bros. announced a live action Detective Pikachu adaptation, everyone’s expectations plummeted straight through the fucking floor. Then it sunk even further when they released the…
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ARCHIVE Day 121: Godzilla VS Gigan
Original Release: July 6th, 2018 Let’s give this movie the credit where it’s due. Gigan himself looks really fucking rad. I fucking love this guys design. He’s just a walking mishmash of weapons, fish shit, and a bird peak. He’s just fun to look at. Honestly, he’s one of my favorite looking monsters in the…
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Day 243: Fixing RWBY’s World
Now that we’re finally done with the first season’s plot, let’s talk about something just as problematic: the setting. There’s a lot about RWBY’s setting that I really like. Weapons that double as guns, Semblance powers, the five countries, the Hunter Academies, fancy sci-fi tech, Grimm, Faunes, all of that is perfectly fine. However, the…
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