Author: jernahblunt

  • Bart Simpson: Then and Now

    One of the primary factors that made the Simpsons so beloved back in the day was its at-the-time edgy humor. The show used to make some really scathing points with some of its jokes. As time progressed, however, that edge was gradually softened until we reached the point we’re at now, where it basically doesn’t…

  • Poirot Mysteries: The Mystery of Hunter’s Lodge

    Poirot Mysteries: The Mystery of Hunter’s Lodge

    Another day, another murder. How Poirot does this without his soul withering away, I’ll never know. A wealthy man is murdered in his nephew’s lodge at the hands of a mysterious bearded stranger. Distraught, the nephew seeks Poirot’s aid in the case. Problem is, the great detective is bedridden with influenza! Can Hastings handle this…

  • Remorhaz: Fire Beneath the Ice

    Fun fact: I accidentally killed one of my players using this monster. We were doing a prototype session of a new campaign and I chose this monster on a whim. Then I rolled 72 damage. On a character with 36 HP. Killing them instantly. I’ve never felt worse as a DM in my whole life.…

  • My Review Academia S6 E16: Broken Families in a Broken World

    My Review Academia S6 E16: Broken Families in a Broken World

    Two solid episodes back to back? Damn, we be eating good this arc! With the battle ended, a wounded Hawks and Jeanist head out into the field to deal with a ghost from Hawks’ past. Meanwhile, the Todoroki family gather to address the skeletons in their closets. Society is shattering at the seams; will our…

  • Remember When Illumination Ruined the Grinch?

    Remember When Illumination Ruined the Grinch?

    Yay! More ruined Suess stories! And just in time for Christmas! Just pretend this article came out a month ago… You know how the story goes. The Grinch is a grumpy old Scrooge who hates Christmas so he decides to ruin it. Hijinks ensue before he learns the true meaning of the holiday and becomes…