Author: jernahblunt
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The Super Mario Bros Movie is Surprisingly Good

Here we are. After a marathon of a dozen bad animated kids movies – and a revisit to one of the worst live-action film adaptations of all time – we’re finally covering the Super Mario Bros movie. Was it worth all that preparation? Or is it just another mind-numbing Illumination flick? Bruh, are you kidding?…
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Buddy Daddies: Murder at 12, Daughter’s Recital at 3

Man, how must it have felt to have worked on this show? You spend months writing and animating something, then bam! Spy X Family comes out, takes the anime community by storm, and now everyone is comparing you to that. That’s rough, buddy. It’s not hard to see why. The basic premises are so similar…
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Ori and the Blind Forest is Breathtaking… and Frustrating

I love me a good Metroidvania game. The adventure, the exploration, the feeling of growing stronger, they scratch an itch few other games can reach. Games like Symphony of the Night, Hollow Knight, and the Metroid games are some of my favorite pass times. Now, I can add a new game to that list. That…
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The Ninth Doctor: The Tired Soldier

If you skipped Nine, then you and I cannot be friends. Sorry. Those are the rules. Marking the beginning of the modern series, the ninth Doctor marks a dramatic change in the show’s tone. With the introduction of the Time War storyline, which would go on for almost the entirety of New-Who, the Doctor we…
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Poirot Adventures: The Veiled Lady

I was hoping for a mystery story. But this is fine too. Poirot, utterly without work and bored out of his skull, needs to find some way to pass the time. Just then, he’s called upon by a young lady in a veil. A powerful man has stolen an important letter from her and threatens…