Author: jernahblunt
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Pokemon Sword/Shield: Getting Angry Over Nothing
All of you people who spent their energy screaming at the devs about a game that hadn’t even come out could have done so much more with your time. You could have gone out and planted a tree. You could’ve played a game that didn’t make you upset. You could have gone for a nice…
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How I Like to Write Characters
If you ask a writer what their favorite part of writing is, you’ll get a lot of different answers. Some like to write witty dialogue and wordy exchanges. Others like to create well-detailed worlds. There are even those who just like to make their characters beat the hell out of each other in intense action…
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The Hound of the Baskervilles: Sherlock’s Bad Doggy (How’s This Book?)
My quest to become a true Sherlockian continues! Today, I’m diving into what is widely considered one of the best Sherlock Holmes stories, nay! One of the best mystery stories ever written! It’s time to talk about ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’! Out of all the Sherlock Holmes stories I’ve read up to this point,…
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Demons Part 5: Dretch (Best of the Bestiary)
These things are just fucking millennials. But stupid and worthless. And demonic. No seriously, just look at the flavor text! They’re hideous, self-loathing creatures who are, and I quote, ‘doomed to spend eternity in a state of perpetual discontent’ (which may be the single funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life). They…
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Should We Be Excited For a Hideo Kojima Movie?
There are few creators as bizarre as Hideo Kojima. He has made a ton of classic games, including the Metal Gear Solid franchise, and lots of underappreciated gems like Snatcher (look it up, it’s great). And just recently, he’s released the much anticipated and… divisively received Death Stranding! Which I don’t want to talk about. I like…
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