Author: jernahblunt

  • The Tower of Swallows: What is happening?

    Brain hurty, help me. I’ve loved this series so far. But I’m not gonna lie: this is the first Witcher book that I had a hard time getting through. It turned it around eventually, with one of the stronger endings in the series! But the journey to that ending was a confusing, convoluted one! The…

  • Gargoyle: Remember that old Gargoyles cartoon?

    That has nothing to do with the monster, I just couldn’t come up with a witty title. Of all the staple monsters in the fantasy genre, gargoyles are the ones I forget the most. They make for a fun bit of flair for a spooky castle, sure! But what happens when you’re story is taken…

  • Robocop (1987): The Dumbest, Bloodiest Movie I’ve Ever Seen

    Robocop (1987): The Dumbest, Bloodiest Movie I’ve Ever Seen

    So… with all the shit that’s been going down in the last few months, can we all agree that this is a horror movie now? Robocop is like a Michael Bay movie before Michael Bay movies were a thing. The story is incredibly stupid, featuring cheesy dialogue, awkward acting, and gore so over-the-top that you…

  • Chapter 33: Persistence

    Energia: Titans of VeritàTable of Contents (For Catching Up) “No.” Anna’s answer came immediately, coldly, and brutally. If Tommy had come at a different time, it may have been gentler. But given the foul mood she’d been in the last few days, she couldn’t help herself. Her words seemed to hit Tommy like a baseball…

  • Berserk 2016/17 Gives Me Clinical Depression

    Berserk 2016/17 Gives Me Clinical Depression

    Berserk’s anime run has been a rough one. The 90s anime was good, but it didn’t last. The Golden Age movies were decent, but dragged down by an overabundance of inconsistent CGI. Then, for years, the Berserk anime just… vanished. Until this disaster came out. I’ve talked about a lot of anime that I dislike.…