Author: jernahblunt
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Szeth-son-son Vallano: The Assassin in White

*Spoiler alert for The Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, Oathbringer, and Rhythm of War!* Also, click here to go to the source of that wonderful Szeth art used in the thumbnail! Thus far, we’ve discussed the three primary protagonists of the Stormlight Archive. At least those introduced in the first book. We’ve done Kaladin,…
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Season of Storms: The Video Game Quest
Okay. I have loved every single Witcher book. I’ve had my issues, of course. But it’s still become one of my favorite fantasy series. One that I’m eager to revisit at some point. But this one? No thanks. I’ll pass. Season of Storms is completely separate from the plotlines of all the other Witcher books,…
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Giants (Part 5): Hill Giant
I feel like this monster was designed by someone who just wanted to put Hodor from Game of Thrones into D&D. Only that person’s least favorite Game of Thrones character was Hodor. Okay, this monster is a little more original than that. A lot more, in fact! This simple, unassuming monster actually turned out to…
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So I Finally Watched Game of Thrones (Season 1)
It’s easy to forget that Game of Thrones was a cultural phenomenon. After the disaster that was the eighth season, the love and acclaim the series had enjoyed for almost its entire runtime almost instantly evaporated. Nowadays, no one mentions how good the earlier seasons were. They focus exclusively on how bad it was in…
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Chapter 39: Swallowed Pride
Tommy was lost. Very lost. He knew it was his own fault. If he had been patient enough to ask for directions, this wouldn’t have happened. But no. He was determined to find his own way. And now he was god-knew where, holding a small stuffed bear in one hand and completely disoriented. Then he…