Author: jernahblunt

  • Intellect Devourer: The Cannibal Brain

    Don’t cry. We have no intention of eating your brain. In fact, your brain is going on a wonderful journey! Qorik El-Slurrk, Mind Flayer You know it’s a great monster when you do a double-take when you first see it. I mean, come on! Who sees a walking brain and doesn’t pause to say “What…

  • Could a Metal Gear Movie Work?

    Could a Metal Gear Movie Work?

    Okay, let me explain why this article exists. Because, you know, there is no Metal Gear movie and there likely won’t ever be one. A friend of mine at work has recently gotten into the Metal Gear series through MGS5. His excitement for the series was infectious, so I pulled the Legacy Collection off of…

  • Demon Slayer Entertainment District Episode 4: The Battle Begins

    Demon Slayer Entertainment District Episode 4: The Battle Begins

    We’re done with the build-up, folks. Time for what everyone came here for: man vs demon action! Zenitsu has gone missing. Feeling responsible, Tengen releases Tanjiro and Inosuke from the mission. But our young heroes aren’t going to give up yet. As night falls, both take up arms and pursue the demon. When they come…

  • Berserk Manga Review (Part 2): The Brand

    If chapter one established how grotesque and badass Berserk would be, then this is the one that shows just how tragic it truly is. Guts is on the road, but his constant battle against demons has left him wounded and tired. A curious and loyal Puck follows after him, despite Guts’ best efforts to push…

  • Halo Infinite Nailed It… Mostly

    Halo Infinite Nailed It… Mostly

    Few times have I ever been so worried about a game’s release. I mean, how many times did this game change directors? And how big was the budget, again? Five hundred million bucks? Not only that, but it was the follow-up to Halo 5, a game that every Halo fan in the world hated. If…