Tag: Review
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Halo 3 ODST: Why Open Worlds Don’t Always Work
This is the last Bungie-made Halo game for me to review. I’ve done Reach, Combat Evolved, 2, and 3. With this, I’ll have reviewed every single Halo game made by the original developers. Which is my long-winded way of saying that this is the last Halo review that’s going to be positive. And considering that…
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The Chimera Ant Arc (Part 1): Climbing Towards the Peak
For clarity’s sake: this covers everything up until the King is born. Everything after he shows up will have to wait until next week. Because good GOD is that part of the arc dense. Hell, this part of the arc is dense! If you expected me to cover this entire arc in one article, y’all…
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Greed Island: Hunter X Hunter’s Low Point
Alright, let me get this out of the way: I don’t like this arc. There are a few high points that make it worth watching, I’ll admit that. But it’s one of the few Hunter X Hunter arcs that I wouldn’t want to rewatch at any point. The story picks up immediately after Yorknew, with…
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Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense
Ah, Kingdom Hearts. The series is well known for many things. Cheesy dialogue, nonsensical storytelling that makes the Fourth Great Ninja War arc look clear and concise, and the seemingly unimaginable blend of classic Disney icons and anime-ass Final Fantasy characters. Some people love the series with all their hearts (heh heh, puns). Others think…
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Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare
*Fun fact! This is actually the 1000th post on this blog! If I’d know that we were hitting a milestone this huge, I’d have put together something more fun and positive. But as per usual, I wasn’t thinking that far ahead! So, I hope you enjoy this review of one of the worst movies I’ve…
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