Tag: Review
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X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad
These clowns managed to bungle up the Phoenix storyline not once, but twice. You’d think they’d have learned from their mistakes, but nope. They just went and made entirely new ones! X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the worst kind of bad movie: the boring kind. X3 was so bafflingly awful that at least it was somewhat…
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The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook For Surviving Medieval England is a Gem
First Tress, now this. These Secret Projects have been amazing so far! The pure joy and passion you can feel in every word is infectious! In all honesty, I wasn’t particularly excited for this one. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t expect it to be a bad book. But upon reading the title and the…
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Hell’s Paradise: Flowers and Bloodshed
Could MAPPA chill for like, one season? Seriously, those poor animators need a break. Hell’s Paradise was a wild ride. Gruesome horror, violent action, complex characters, and twists at every turn. Was it always perfect? Not quite. But it was definitely a surprise! After attempting to flee his village, deadly assassin Gabimaru has been put…
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Destiny 2 Hates You
In case you’re new around here: I love Halo. It’s one of my favorite video game franchises. Some of my earliest childhood memories are watching my dad play the very first game. I remember saying, “Green robot! Where’d it go?” and he told me that he was playing as the green robot man, and it…
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Poirot Adventures: The Case of the Missing Will
Well, you can’t win ’em all. Poirot has been offered an interesting challenge. After a disagreement between an uncle and his niece, he’s presented her a task to prove herself: to find his will and earn his fortune. Naturally, she turns to our favorite Belgian to solve the case. But when her uncle proves a…
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