Tag: Movies
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Godzilla: We Gotta Talk About the Humans
It’s a great time to be a Godzilla fan! America is continuing their version with the Monarch show, and Japan is about to drop yet another banger on us with Minus One! The King of the Monsters ain’t giving up his throne any time soon! Over the last seventy years, many beloved monsters have taken…
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The Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie is Another Adaptation Victory
I was gonna do the original Halloween, because… well, you know. But with this fresh out and streamable, how could I resist? When this movie was first announced back in 2014, I had two thoughts. Thought one: there was no way in hell it would be any good. Thought two: there was no way in…
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The Nightmare Before Christmas is Timeless
What do you mean this movie came out thirty years ago? No, that can’t be right. I remember watching this at my grandma’s house when I was six. There’s no way I’m already that old… Calling the Nightmare Before Christmas a masterpiece is an entirely redundant statement. Everyone knows it. Kids love it, adults love…
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Icons of Horror: Ash Williams (The Evil Dead)
Remember when Evil Dead was a horror movie? Honestly, I kinda like where it went better. Horror protagonists tend to have the most bizarre character development one can get in fiction. Their first foray will usually be simple: they start out scared and powerless, then develop into a badass and conquer their fears. It’s after…
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The Mummy (2017) is Awful
Friendly reminder that the studio accidentally released a trailer without sound effects or music for this movie. Wanna watch the most awkward plane crash of all time? Click here. Trust me, it’s more fun than the actual movie and does a way better job explaining how terrible this production is than I could. The 2017…
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