• ARCHIVE Where’s Day 13?

    ARCHIVE Where’s Day 13?

      Before we get to day 14, let’s get a few things out of the way. First, I must apologize for my lack of a Day 13 post. Due to my own work schedule and stupidity, the daily post had slipped past me. I’ll due what I can in the future to avoid making this…

  • ARCHIVE Ghostbusters

    ARCHIVE Ghostbusters

    Has there ever been a more perfect example of comedic writing in a movie? Every joke is perfectly written, snappy, and clever. Even the visual humor is on point in every god damn scene. From the littlest movement to the snappy banter, literally everything is perfect. Oh yeah, also the one from 1984 was alright.

  • Day 135: Godzilla 2000

    Day 135: Godzilla 2000

    After the utter butchery of the franchise in 1998, Toho returned to the Godzilla franchise with yet another reboot: Godzilla 2000. Safe to say, this was a huge breath of fresh air that my body desperately needed. With this movie, people often theorize that this Godzilla is actually the Godzilla Junior who was revived in…

  • Day 134: ‘God’Zilla 1998

    Day 134: ‘God’Zilla 1998

    Here it is. The big one. The one that everyone knows and hates with the burning heat of a star. It’s Godzilla 1998 folks. It makes me gag just to see it. Are you happy? Does it bring you joy knowing I watched this film for your pleasure? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! This movie fucking blows!…

  • ARCHIVE Day 12: Show and Tell and Tell and Show

    Today, let’s talk about show and tell. No, I’m not talking about the best day ever in Kindergarden. I’m talking about storytelling. The concept of showing the audience something over telling them about it. Let’s look at a good example from the Disney classic, Alladin. At the beginning of the film, we see our hero…