• Day 131: Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla 2

    Continuing the train of bringing back Showa era villains to promote ticket sales, Toho’s next Godzilla film would feature the return of a fan-favorite enemy of our King of the Monsters: Mechagodzilla! I love this movie! Not just because Mechagodzilla is back (and cooler than ever I might add) but because of the other plot-relevant monster:…

  • ARCHIVE Super Mario Odyssey

    God damn, this is a good Mario game! From the level design to the… Oh hey another moon! One second… Okay! Sorry about that, I just- HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MOON! Alright, there we go. Now, where was… oh hey, look at that, another moon! What was I doing again? Oh awesome, another moon! Oh yeah,…

  • ARCHIVE Day 9: The Land-Mine Analogy

    Today, I’d like to talk about bad art. One of the major things my friends chastise me for is my ingestion of bad art. I’ll go out of my way to watch things like the Emoji Movie, the Star Wars Prequels, the Legend of Korra, Sword Art Online and other bits of media that I…

  • Day 130: Godzilla VS Mothra

    Allow me to recreate what I believe went down in the production meeting of this movie. “Okay guys, Godzilla VS King Ghidorah was a pretty big success!” said the producer. “Clearly people want to see the previous monsters making a return! The next logical step is Mothra! How do we do something new with her…

  • ARCHIVE Day 8: The DLC Rant

    Twas on the Eighth day that Jonah finally decided to talk about something truly important. Not some boring stories from his boring life, or pointless rambles cursing Konami. But something truly important, something that will contribute to the survival and evolution of the human race. DLC, or for the uninitiated, Downloadable Content, and the lootbox.…