• Godzilla The Criterion Collection: Fifteen Classics Revived!

    Godzilla The Criterion Collection: Fifteen Classics Revived!

    The horse lives! And just in time for the sixty-fifth anniversary! Long beat the horse! I don’t know if I’ve made it clear with the abundance of articles I’ve written on the topic, but I adore Godzilla! It’s been a part of my life for as long as I can remember! The original films captured my heart at an…

  • Chapter 9: Home Invader (Energia: Titans of Verità)

    Energia: Titans of Verità Table of Contents (For Catching Up) It didn’t take long for the onlookers to start moving again. Shortly after Alexander was gone, one of the judges cleared his throat and asked for the second applicant in the queue to step forward. A long moment of silence passed, then the second man…

  • Boruto is Still Garbage

    Boruto is Still Garbage

    Yes. I’m going to be picking on Boruto again. At this point, I’m half tempted to start a whole series on it! When I last discussed Boruto, I made my feelings on it pretty clear. It’s a hollow, lifeless, loveless follow up that shouldn’t even exist. Unlike its predecessor, the story has no direction and…

  • Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means

    Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means

    Alright, my Crash Bandicoot diversion is over with. Back to Fire Emblem. Video games are, without a doubt in my mind, the most expendable medium of all time. A game could come out and blow everyone away, quickly becoming the most popular game of all time. Then, not five fucking years later, it will be…

  • Gehrman: The First Hunter (Halloween Special, I Guess)

    Gehrman: The First Hunter (Halloween Special, I Guess)

    Hoo boy. This is gonna be hard. Bloodborne is the closest thing to a horror game that I will ever put in my ‘Top Five Favorite Games’ list. So, with today being Halloween and all, I figured I may as well talk about it again. Specifically, one of the game’s most interesting and important characters:…