• Boruto is Still Garbage

    Boruto is Still Garbage

    Yes. I’m going to be picking on Boruto again. At this point, I’m half tempted to start a whole series on it! When I last discussed Boruto, I made my feelings on it pretty clear. It’s a hollow, lifeless, loveless follow up that shouldn’t even exist. Unlike its predecessor, the story has no direction and…

  • Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means

    Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means

    Alright, my Crash Bandicoot diversion is over with. Back to Fire Emblem. Video games are, without a doubt in my mind, the most expendable medium of all time. A game could come out and blow everyone away, quickly becoming the most popular game of all time. Then, not five fucking years later, it will be…

  • Gehrman: The First Hunter (Halloween Special, I Guess)

    Gehrman: The First Hunter (Halloween Special, I Guess)

    Hoo boy. This is gonna be hard. Bloodborne is the closest thing to a horror game that I will ever put in my ‘Top Five Favorite Games’ list. So, with today being Halloween and all, I figured I may as well talk about it again. Specifically, one of the game’s most interesting and important characters:…

  • The Burnout Generation: True Horror (How’s This Book?)

    The Burnout Generation: True Horror (How’s This Book?)

    Well, it’s Halloween tomorrow. Personally, I’m not all that into it (or holidays in general). But I figured I may as well talk about something scary! Gotta get those holiday related clicks, after all! And I have just the right thing to talk about! Burnout! With a side of millenials! The Burnout Generation is… meh.…

  • Demons Part 1: General Lore (Best of the Bestiary)

    Demons Part 1: General Lore (Best of the Bestiary)

    Today, we begin our dive into one of the longest sections of the entire Monster Manual: Demons. Hope you guys enjoy the denizens of hell because we’ll likely be here until the new Doom game comes out! And that’s all before we talk about the Devils! Normally, I’d break down each monster on its own.…