• The Fellowship of the Ring: My Childhood, Novelized (How’s This Book?)

    The Fellowship of the Ring: My Childhood, Novelized (How’s This Book?)

    Time to talk about another classic from my childhood! I have mixed feelings on this one. On one hand, it is easily one of the greatest pieces of fantasy literature ever written. On the other, you have a story that is bogged down by overly extensive descriptions and more than a few pointless scenes. I…

  • Demons Part 10: Marilith (Best of the Bestiary)

    Demons Part 10: Marilith (Best of the Bestiary)

    The temple was strewn with body parts. We concluded that the cultists had summoned a powerful demon and not lived to regret it. Not wanting to get hacked to pieces ourselves, we cut short our expedition and returned to the village of Hommlet with our tails between our legs. Rufus and Burne had a good…

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark: A Shallow But Enjoyable Adventure

    Raiders of the Lost Ark: A Shallow But Enjoyable Adventure

    *Deep breath* Okay. I’m going to tackle this one. Try not to rip my head off over this, alright? Indiana Jones is one of those film franchises. The kind where, if you say something disagreeable, the fans will come to your home, eat your pets, tear you limb from limb, then hang your head from the balcony…

  • My Review Academia S4 E14: A Tearful Victory

    My Review Academia S4 E14: A Tearful Victory

    *Spoiler Warning* *I kind of can’t talk about this episode without spoiling it. So, if you haven’t seen it yet, I’d advise you go watch it before you read this. You have been warned.* Last episode brought the hype. Now it’s time for the opposite. We’ve had our fun. Now it’s time for the tears.…

  • My Review Academia S4 E11, 12, and 13: Time to Catch Up

    My Review Academia S4 E11, 12, and 13: Time to Catch Up

    Hoo fucking boy am I behind! And I’ve missed a lot. There was an episode that made us all cry, an episode that happened without much incident, and an episode that made the whole internet (or at least the trending tab on Twitter) go bonkers! And all that is before we talk about today’s episode!…