• Halo 2: Larger, Louder, and More Intense

    Halo 2: Larger, Louder, and More Intense

    Fuck! Yes! I’m so excited! It’s finally time to talk about the greatest game in the original Halo trilogy! Because Halo: Reach is its own thing. And Halo 4/5 suck. Halo 2 is an improvement over Halo 1 in every way. The writing is vastly better, it looks better (it’s still an OG Xbox game,…

  • Kei Tsukishima: Karasuno’s Moon

    Kei Tsukishima: Karasuno’s Moon

    SPOILERS!! Go watch/read Haikyu!! if you haven’t already. I’m about to ruin one of the coolest parts in this article! You’ve been warned!! Yes. I’m back to Haikyu!! and before you ask, no. It probably won’t be the last time. Tsukishima is one of the most interesting members of the Haikyu!! cast. Initially, he seems…

  • The Martian: Survival Mode, Hardcore Edition

    The Martian: Survival Mode, Hardcore Edition

    I’m only mostly ashamed of that joke. The Martian is something I’ve been meaning to get around to for a while. My dad always pestered me to read it, which I always told him I would. Then the movie came out and looked amazing, so I moved it higher up on my to-do list. Even then, I didn’t…

  • Shadow Dragon: Technically Not a Dragon, I Guess

    Shadow Dragon: Technically Not a Dragon, I Guess

    Why does the dragon section start on the next page? This guy literally has dragon in his name! Why doesn’t he count?! This guy falls into the same category as the Dracolich: the “I’m a dragon, except not really” kind of monster. Thankfully, like the Dracolich before it, I don’t need to talk about the design.…

  • Why I Love Cooking Shows

    I genuinely forgot that this one would be going up on my birthday. If I had remembered, I’d have written an article about how booze is used in movies. But it’s too late now; I guess my rant about drunken romantic comedies will have to wait. Cooking is one of my favorite pass-times. I’m not…