• Gold Dragons: Fire… But Gold This Time

    Gold Dragons: Fire… But Gold This Time

    Can one simultaneously be noble and greedy at the same time? I mean, it is still a dragon. You’d think, if it were so noble, it wouldn’t horde treasure. Or, in this case, literally eat the shit. Gold dragons are templars of justice and devourers of treasure. They’ll often keep to themselves, avoiding contact with…

  • The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

    The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

    This is the dumbest movie I’ve seen in my entire life. And not in a fun way like Blood Hunters. No, this shit just makes me feel like I’m having an aneurysm. Like my brain cells are individually dying with each passing minute. Last week, in my Jurassic Park review, I threw some mad shade…

  • Why Rent-A-Girlfriend Works

    Why Rent-A-Girlfriend Works

    A story’s setting is rarely the most important thing. Generally speaking, characters and plot take center stage over the world itself. But in certain cases, the setting can pose a bit of a problem for the story itself. A problem that most rom-com stories fall into. Which is why Rent-A-Girlfriend is such a breath of…

  • The Henry Stickman Collection: If At First You Don’t Succeed, You’re Playing It Correctly

    The Henry Stickman Collection: If At First You Don’t Succeed, You’re Playing It Correctly

    I’ve never really talked about them before, but I love flash games. They’re the perfect encapsulation of pure creativity. They didn’t have a big budget and they weren’t made to make money. They were made by people who just wanted to make fun games and put them on the internet. Put simply, they’re pure. Uncorrupt.…

  • Alan Grant: Movie VS Book

    Alan Grant: Movie VS Book

    In my review of the Jurassic Park movie, I swore I wouldn’t compare it to the book. That’s because I’m going to do exactly that here, in this article. If you have a problem with that for some reason, then… I was gonna say I was sorry, but to be honest, I’m really not. Making…