• Yandere Simulator: How Lack of Focus Kills a Game Before it Even Comes Out

    Yandere Simulator: How Lack of Focus Kills a Game Before it Even Comes Out

    Quick note: I’m not going to be talking about any of the drama surrounding the developer himself. Sure, it’s fascinating, uncomfortable, and it sheds a lot of light on this dumpster fire of an early access game. But that would take waaaaaaaaaaay too long, so I don’t wanna do it. I’m going to be focusing…

  • The Simplistic Beauty of Monkey D. Luffy

    The Simplistic Beauty of Monkey D. Luffy

    Spoilers head for One Piece. Granted, all the things that I’ll be spoiling happened years ago now (god damn is this series long). But given how many people are using their time in quarantine to catch up, I figured I’d give the warning regardless. If you do decide to read, I hope you enjoy. There…

  • The Hobbit: By the Cover

    A few weeks ago, I wrote an article discussing the importance of a book’s cover. It was a lot of fun and I’d highly suggest you read it. That’s possibly one of my favorite posts of the year this far. Mainly because it gave me a fun idea. Today, I’m going to analyze yet another…

  • Silver Dragons: Your Friendly Draconic Neighbor

    Silver Dragons: Your Friendly Draconic Neighbor

    Huh. We’re nearly done with the dragons. That… feels strange. I could’ve sworn that would’ve taken longer. Granted, we have been in this section for basically the whole summer… Time has been weird this year. Silver dragons, the final of the metallic dragons, are the friendliest of the bunch. They live moral lives, performing good…

  • Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

    Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

    I was gonna review Jurassic Park 3 here. But I watched this one with my family the other day, which was a far more pleasant experience. So I’m gonna do this one first. When I was a kid, there were some movies that I just watched over and over again, much to the annoyance of…