• The Best PS4 Games

    The Best PS4 Games

    Well boys, it’s happening. A new console generation is upon us. The Xbox whatever-the-god-damn-it’s-called-now and the PS5 are just a short month away. With it, a whole new slew of incredible games that’ll hopefully tide us over for the next six or seven years until we do the whole song and dance again. But none…

  • John Hammond: Book VS Movie

    John Hammond: Book VS Movie

    Out of all the changes between the Jurassic Park book and the film, this character might be the biggest one of the lot. Seriously, the two are almost unrecognizable as the same dude. John Hammond is essentially the living, breathing inciting incident of the Jurassic Park story. He’s the dude that made the park in…

  • The Last Unicorn: Minimalism Done Slightly Better

    Ah, The Last Unicorn. I’ve genuinely forgotten if I’ve reviewed this book yet or not. If I haven’t, then I’m gonna need to fix that sometime soon. But for now, let’s just take a good look at the cover. At first glance, this is another ‘A Game of Thrones’ situation, where the cover was put…

  • Dryad: Don’t Mess With Trees (Best of the Bestiary)

    Ah, the dryad. A fantasy classic. But if we’ve learned anything in this series, it’s that those aren’t immediately prone to a win. In fact, most creatures like that are sitting near the bottom of the list. Let’s see if this one fares any better. Travelers wandering the forest might catch brief glimpses of these…

  • Jurassic World: Slightly Less Miserable, Much More Stupid

    Jurassic World: Slightly Less Miserable, Much More Stupid

    After the disasters that were The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3, it seemed that the lesson had finally sunk in. Jurassic Park was, at least in film form, lightning in a bottle. Yet another miracle of all the right people being in the right places at the right time. So, to everyone’s relief, the…