• The Hero of Ages: The End of the World and, Worse Yet, the Trilogy

    The Hero of Ages: The End of the World and, Worse Yet, the Trilogy

    Alright, let’s wrap up the Mistborn trilogy. I want to get into Stormlight Archive 4 as soon as I can! The Mistborn trilogy has certainly been interesting. The first book was an interesting twist on the chosen one plot with a fun heist to add some flavor. The second was an ultra tense siege with…

  • Drow Elves: Magic Muggers (Part 2: Stats)

    Alright! We finished the two pages of lore! Now we just need to analyze two pages of combat statistics! Hooray! Drow are divided into four categories. There are normal Drow, Drow Elite Warriors, Drow Mages, and Drow Priestesses of Lolth. The power scales up in that order; Drow are the weakest, a Drow Priestess is…

  • Knives Out: A Modern Whodunit Masterpiece

    Knives Out: A Modern Whodunit Masterpiece

    Mysteries are so much fun. Especially since I’m an idiot who can never guess it right, so they never get old! But modern mysteries haven’t done much for me. That’s why I always stick to old Sherlock Holmes stories or Agatha Christie books. Which is why I missed out on Knives Out. I’ll never let…

  • A Love Letter to Abridged Anime Parodies

    The internet has changed a lot over the last ten years. Facebook has become a breeding ground for idiocy. There are twelve streaming services for every day of the week. Easily abused copyright systems allow people who don’t actually understand copyright law to take a piss all over fair use. You know why that last…

  • No More Heroes: A Mediocre Masterpiece

    No More Heroes: A Mediocre Masterpiece

    *Warning: this review might be a bit more graphic than my usual fare. It is No More Heroes, after all. If you’re fine with a bit of black humor, cursing, and graphic descriptions, than read on. You have been warned.* When I was a young man, I had a very simple view of video games.…