• Drow Elves: Magic Muggers (Part 2: Stats)

    Alright! We finished the two pages of lore! Now we just need to analyze two pages of combat statistics! Hooray! Drow are divided into four categories. There are normal Drow, Drow Elite Warriors, Drow Mages, and Drow Priestesses of Lolth. The power scales up in that order; Drow are the weakest, a Drow Priestess is…

  • Knives Out: A Modern Whodunit Masterpiece

    Knives Out: A Modern Whodunit Masterpiece

    Mysteries are so much fun. Especially since I’m an idiot who can never guess it right, so they never get old! But modern mysteries haven’t done much for me. That’s why I always stick to old Sherlock Holmes stories or Agatha Christie books. Which is why I missed out on Knives Out. I’ll never let…

  • A Love Letter to Abridged Anime Parodies

    The internet has changed a lot over the last ten years. Facebook has become a breeding ground for idiocy. There are twelve streaming services for every day of the week. Easily abused copyright systems allow people who don’t actually understand copyright law to take a piss all over fair use. You know why that last…

  • No More Heroes: A Mediocre Masterpiece

    No More Heroes: A Mediocre Masterpiece

    *Warning: this review might be a bit more graphic than my usual fare. It is No More Heroes, after all. If you’re fine with a bit of black humor, cursing, and graphic descriptions, than read on. You have been warned.* When I was a young man, I had a very simple view of video games.…

  • Piccolo: The Coolest Character Left Behind

    Piccolo: The Coolest Character Left Behind

    It has been 60 0 days since Jonah last talked about Dragon Ball. Dragon Ball has a bad habit of leaving cool characters in the dust as the heroes and villains get stronger. Every human character is so weak by the end of DBZ that you start to wonder why they even show up in…