• Galeb Duhr: The Stone Guard Dog

    I’ve talked about a lot of simple monsters. But this guy? He may be the simplest. ‘Rock’ is the best way to summarize the Galeb Duhr. It’s just a giant rock monster. It’s basically just Earth Elemental: Electric Boogaloo. It leaves a lot to be desired in regards to stuff to talk about. But if…

  • Groundhog Day: The Defining Time Loop

    Groundhog Day: The Defining Time Loop

    I’ve been waiting. For two years. To write this review. Just so I could be on time for Groundhog Day. Was it worth it? Not really. Everyone knows the basic premise of Groundhog Day. That aspect of the movie has become downright iconic. The number of movies, games, books, where the character gets stuck in…

  • The Great One Piece Journey (Part 3): Syrup Village

    This is an odd arc. Of the East Blue arcs, this one is easily the worst. Not to say it’s bad, it just doesn’t compare as well to the others. But it does introduce a fan favorite character and has massive repercussions later on in the story. It somehow doesn’t hold up and holds up…

  • Kingdom Hearts 2: Less Disney, More Anime

    Kingdom Hearts 2: Less Disney, More Anime

    Kingdom Hearts is infamous for a lot of things. People often make fun of the series for just how strange it truly is. Putting Disney and Final Fantasy together was already odd enough. But then you add all the original story elements and it just got all the more strange. At least it made sense,…

  • Dalinar Kholin: The Blackthorn

    I’ve been sitting on this one for well over a year now. Apologies Dalinar, I didn’t mean to put you off for so long. It’s been a hot minute since I took a deep dive into a Stormlight Archive character. Kaladin was one of the first characters I ever analyzed in this series and Shallan…