• Halo 5 Is Not As Bad As I Remember… But I Still Hate It

    Halo 5 Is Not As Bad As I Remember… But I Still Hate It

    *Long exhale* Okay. Be fair. Be critical. Don’t let personal feelings get in the way. I can do all that. Alright. Opening line. Here we go. *Deep breath* Halo 5: Guardians is the worst video game I’ve ever played. Fuck! Okay, let’s try that again! If you’ve been around here for a while, then you…

  • Jaime Lannister: Why He Worked and How the Show Ruined Him

    Alright. This one is personal. Throughout the entirety of the first book/season of Game of Thrones, no character seems more villainous than Jaime Lannister. The man who betrayed his king and earned the title of Kingslayer. The cocky bastard who seems overjoyed to attack Eddard Stark and kill his men. The man who fucked his…

  • Prince Caspian: Winning Back Narnia… Again

    Back through the wardrobe we go, boys and girls! It’s time for another Narnia story! Out of all the main-line Narnia stories (which is pretty much all of them except for ‘The Magician’s Nephew’ and ‘The Horse and His Boy’), this one is probably the best. It introduces some strong new characters and the plot…

  • Iron Golem: Minecraft Joke

    That’s a game I haven’t played in a while. Aaand I’m getting off topic in the first line. Moving on. The Iron Golem lore is basically non-existent. They aren’t used for any one specific purpose, like the clay golem, and it doesn’t have the horror that the flesh golem does. It’s just two paragraphs of…

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1): The Beginning of the End

    Only two movies left. Then we can move on to bully some other beloved franchise run by an idiot. Part one of Deathly Hallows is often bullied by the fanbase. It’s slow-paced, it’s dull, there’s not much going on, and a lot of the stuff in it doesn’t make sense. These are the points often…