• inFAMOUS Second Son: Choose Your Origin Story

    inFAMOUS Second Son: Choose Your Origin Story

    Hoo boy. No matter what I say here, my buddy Nick is gonna be pissed at me. This is my first time playing an inFAMOUS game (why the fuck is the title like that?), so I didn’t quite know what to expect going in. I knew the basics; it’s a superhero game where your choices…

  • We Need to Talk About the Mario Movie Cast

    Is it a stretch to put this in the character analysis slot of the week? Absolutely. Am I doing it anyways? Yes. It’s my blog I can do what I want. Originally, I didn’t have any real intentions to talk about the upcoming Mario movie. I’d probably have reviewed it, and I probably still will.…

  • The Dragon Reborn (By the Cover): I HAVE THE POWER!!!

    Is it just me, or do these covers just keep getting sillier? Like, this one is just a straight-up comedy, dudes! Look at this! Of the Wheel of Time covers we’ve analyzed so far, this is by far the simplest. It depicts the moment near the end of the book, where Rand claims Callandor and…

  • Sea Hag: Enemy of Beauty

    What a pleasant looking lady! I’d eat her mystery ingredient soup! Five bucks to you if you understood that reference. Lore: Destroyer of Aesthetics Living in polluted underwater lairs, sea hags are brought to rage at the very sight of beauty. They’ll attack and deface anything gorgeous. Should it bring hope, the hag will work…

  • I Finally Watched Breaking Bad (Season 5)

    I Finally Watched Breaking Bad (Season 5)

    Writing a satisfying ending to any story is difficult. But when your story is as popular as Breaking Bad was/still is? Many would consider that task impossible! I mean, just look at how shows like Lost or Game of Thrones ended up! Yet they managed it all the same. With Gus gone, nothing stands between…