• Final Fantasy 2 Isn’t Very Good

    Final Fantasy 2 Isn’t Very Good

    Today, we continue our trek through the mainline games of the Final Fantasy series! Now, we’re playing Final Fantasy 2! The actual FF2, not the American FF2, which was actually FF4. Do I need to clarify that in 2021? The Emperor of Palamecia has started a mass invasion to take over the world. Our four…

  • My Stormlight Archive Character Tier List

    Oh boy, it’s time to use my favorite outdated meme again! The strongest reason (of many reasons) to love the Stormlight Archive series is, without a doubt, its characters. Rarely before has a fantasy series had a cast this diverse, interesting, and memorable. Brandon Sanderson truly did something remarkable by crafting them all. Each and…

  • The Fires of Heaven: Rise of the Dragon

    After The Shadow Rising, I was worried that the next book would be a significant step down. And… it was. But it’s still a solid entry for the most part! Having proven himself as He Who Comes With the Dawn, Rand takes the next step in his plan: to take the Aiel out of the…

  • Hippogriff: Prisoner of Azkaban Joke

    Did anyone know what a hippogriff was before that book? Or was this a commonly known monster? I don’t know, I grew up in a post-Harry Potter world. Lore: Majestic Animals That’s all these guys are, really. Just cool animals to populate your fantasy world. Not much is known about hippogriffs. Their origins are magical…

  • Dune (1984): The Rough First Attempt

    Dune (1984): The Rough First Attempt

    Oh, you thought I was just going to wait for part two of the new version? Hell no! We’re going back to the original 80s movie, baby! David Lynch’s Dune is simultaneously one of the most boring and hilarious movies I have ever seen. It’s crammed to the brim with boring exposition that explains and…