• Hobgoblins: Goblins, But Tall… And Red

    They break before our shields,They fall beneath our blades;Their home is ours to conquer,Their children our slaves.Acheron! Acheron!Victory is ours! Translation of a hobgoblin war chant After three monsters with barely a page dedicated to them, we’ve got a collection that takes up three whole pages all to themselves! Hooray! My job just got so…

  • Why Would You Even Attempt Live-Action One Piece?

    Live-action adaptations of animated work have been a plague on the animation industry for a long time now. From beloved cartoons like The Lion King to classic anime like Ghost in the Shell, studios keep on attempting to translate these stories from drawing to reality. Unfortunately, none of them understand why they were animated in…

  • Fixing Dragon Ball Super (Part 6): Goku Black Arc, Act 3

    Fixing Dragon Ball Super (Part 6): Goku Black Arc, Act 3

    Okay. We’re nearing the end now. Then we can move on to the Tournament of Power. Which… also will take a long time to fix. To recap: our heroes confronted Goku Black, who unlocked Rose by combining Super Saiyan Ki with Divine Ki, just like Vegeta does for Blue. After defeating all our heroes, he…

  • Final Fantasy 2 Isn’t Very Good

    Final Fantasy 2 Isn’t Very Good

    Today, we continue our trek through the mainline games of the Final Fantasy series! Now, we’re playing Final Fantasy 2! The actual FF2, not the American FF2, which was actually FF4. Do I need to clarify that in 2021? The Emperor of Palamecia has started a mass invasion to take over the world. Our four…

  • My Stormlight Archive Character Tier List

    Oh boy, it’s time to use my favorite outdated meme again! The strongest reason (of many reasons) to love the Stormlight Archive series is, without a doubt, its characters. Rarely before has a fantasy series had a cast this diverse, interesting, and memorable. Brandon Sanderson truly did something remarkable by crafting them all. Each and…