• My SoulsBorne Tier List

    Elden Ring is two months away. Which means it’s time to play through all of FromSoftware’s Souls games all over again! Joy and suffering in equal measures, let’s go! However, as much as I love these games, I have to admit that they’re not all created equal. Some are clearly better than others. That, and…

  • Why I Love Bilbo Baggins

    Why I Love Bilbo Baggins

    Close your eyes for fifteen seconds and picture a fantasy protagonist. It can be a specific one from a specific book, or it can be a nameless representation of the genre. Just picture the guy you imagine as a fantasy hero. Chances are that you imagined some kind of heroic looking knight. Or perhaps a…

  • Lord of Chaos: Start of a Drought

    I need a break from this series. A long break. This one took a lot out of me, guys. Having taken control of Andor, Rand continues his political maneuvering to prepare for the Last Battle. But his control begins to slip. Nobles try to manipulate him and betray him. The divided Aes Sedai try to…

  • Hook Horror: That’s Just a Dark Crystal Monster!

    Y’all remember the Dark Crystal movies, right? At least the old one, with Jim Henson? Or that Netflix reboot that happened a few years ago? I can’t be the only one. Anyways, here’s a D&D monster. Lore: Hunting With the Family Residing in the Underdark, a hook horror is an aggressive predator. In the caverns…

  • Wheel of Time (S1E4-5): A False Dragon and an Ogier

    Wheel of Time (S1E4-5): A False Dragon and an Ogier

    I was going to wait for another batch of three episodes. But these two had so much happening in it that I decided to tackle it on its own. So… I guess that’s what we’ll be doing for the rest of this season. Divided, the Emond’s Fielders continue their journey towards the White Tower. Rand…